"_____ is my best friend, I'm not in love with [him/her]."
"[He/She] is just my best friend."
"Are you sure? 'Best friends' don't look at each other like that."
"Ever been in love with your best friend?"
"Have you ever loved someone, but you didn't want to ruin your friendship?"
"I know it sucks when you're in love with your best friend, but I promise you that you will get through this."
"I know you feel like I don't care about you anymore, but, though, yes, I am dating _____, you're still my best friend."
"It kind of sucks when you're in love with your best friend."
"No matter how many people I date, you are still my best friend, and you will always be first for me, I promise."
"Seems like since I started seeing _____, you've been avoiding me. We're still friends, right?"
"The only reason I'm jealous of your [boyfriend/girlfriend] is just that I want my best friend back."
"We're just friends."
"You are the greatest friend anyone could ask for."
"You do know you're my best friend, right?"
"You say that _____ is just your best friend, but I think you're in love with [him/her]."
"You're my best friend."
"You're the best."
"Well aren't you sweet?"
"The stars look especially lovely tonight."
"I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."
"May I have this dance?"
"I can't stop thinking about you."
"Let's build a pillow fort together and eat marshmallows in it!"
"Want to play a game?"
"Let's play tag!"
"Stop being so cute!"
"Let's get to know each other over dinner."
"All I want is snuggles and kisses."
"Let's go to the park and have a picnic!"
"Let's just enjoy the day."
"Want to watch the sunset with me?"
"The sunset looks absolutely beautiful."
"I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you my dear."
"You look incredible in that."
"It's quite stunning, isn't it?"
"These flowers, I got them just for you."
"Would you like to dance with me?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight?"
"I think I'm in love."
"You're the best friend I ever had."
"Could you ever consider us as more than just friends?"
"I want this to never end..."
"Can I kiss you?"
"I want to kiss you..."
"Never have I felt this way about anyone before."
"A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."
"Just being next to you is electrifying."
"Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."
"I want to hear you sing."
"Let me sing for you."
"I could never leave you, I love you too much!"
"I'll always be right by your side to protect you."
"You'll never feel alone with me by your side."
"I want to always protect you."
"Is it possible to love too much?"
"Just because we're good-looking doesn't make us villains."
"You’re the AT&T of people."
"I wanted to live in the moment."
"They're just jealous."
"I was so unpopular that the crossing guard used to lure me into traffic!"
"Your love is toxic! And it destroys everything it touches!"
"People can find the good in just about anyone but themselves."
"Alcohol makes people sad. It's the Lifetime movie of beverages."
"You're not worth the monologue."
"When you become roommates with friends, the things you love about them become the things that makes you want to smother them with a pillow."
"I don't really know how [girl/boy]friends work, but I don't think you have one any more."
"I was never one to hold grudges. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that."
"I refused to give Santa a Christmas list because I didn't want to depend on any man for anything."
"It’s like God spilled a person."
“Maybe forcing things to be bright just makes the darkness underneath even darker.”
"I can't count the reasons I should stay."
"I'm comforted by your facial symmetry."
"If I had a final wish, I'd use it to stay alive."
"It's cool to know other people think about this stuff, too."
"To the empowerage of words."
"If all I wanted was sex, I could get it from plenty of people without having to go through all this crap."
"I can't think of a better use of my time here than being unconscious."
"Disappointing you is like choking the little mermaid with a bike chain."
"There you go. Treating me like Judas. Judging me like Judy."
"I'm much sadder than you. I'll figure out why later."
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
"You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth!"
"You'll never be alone."
"People use each other. That doesn't mean there aren't good feelings that go along with it."
"I don't know who told you that pouting was an option, but all you're making me feel right now is hatred of Renee Zellweger."
“You are better than you think you are. You're just designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself.”
"What does this look like? An hour-long episode of The Office?"
"Set phasers to love me!"
"Left unattended, I will end up doing [him/her] like a crossword."
"I thought this was America. Not Arizona."
"Don't tell me what I can't do! What are you, Cosmo's July quiz?"